Welcome to the first release of our new products Whimsey Work Wash & Nickel Nixer Elixir. We are selling them as a set for now with free shipping. We believe both products are needed combined to reset our bodies back from industrialized (air) pollution (heavy metals) and the parasites (microscopic) we eat which we cannot digest. We believe in getting to the root cause of our health problem in America and these two products should restore gut balance and remove the threats that cause hundreds of diseases and illnesses.

Please keep in mind that we are a brand new company with the odds against us as we fight the system of big pharma which has tried to stop us at every turn. This release is expensive because we have invested tens of thousands of dollars into building the company and we have to make our investment back first, before we can continue manufacturing. This way, we avoid slimy investors and keep the company private from outside influence to keep our sights on health. By investing your $150 to buy both products, you are helping us remain independent from usury.